long distance relationships are 10 times harder when ur bf gives u a lot of booty rubs cuz you go from a lot of booty rubs to freakin none
long distance relationships are 1000 times harder when ur gf has the nicest most rubbable booty of all booties and ya can’t even act on it whenever u want
(Source: pretzeljesus, via cheezesteeze)
(via dragonite-xvx)
can we just retroactively redirect the boston bombing blast fully at the ones responsible for this
how many white people does it take to ruin a thing
fuck the free world
(Source: wall-mothafuckas)
Today at Chipotle an employee winked at me and gave me a free drink (I didn’t want that!!!) and flirted with me by saying “That’s a good kind of burrito u made” why
Bruce??
That was me… and im butt sore.
NO SORRY Bruce I didn’t know Forrest would ruin my life and now I can never go to Chipotle again
sometimes everything in life works out
(via caseynewberg)
